Wait, what are you saying?
So you're going to admit to being the guy from these posts?
You know it's tagged under FICTION, right?
No, I wouldn't recommend that.
Because ambiguity is your best friend here. It could be read as being about you, or should I say: YOU know it's all about you—and so do I. But it could be about somebody else.
I wouldn't.
Why? Because if you start making a fuss about it there'll be no doubt, will there?
Ha, you've not thought this through very well, have you?
And how did you even get my number?
Mickey gave it to you? Yeah, right… whatever.
It doesn't matter anyway.
What? You think she's on your side? Let me tell ya, there's no sides here—especially after what you did to her.
No, I'm not taking it down. I haven't named names.
You'll do what, sorry?
Nope. That's a criminal offence. I'll have you arrested.
Don't ‘listen bud’ me. I'm not your bud.
Wife fucking? Nope, not an offence.
But your usual performance might be…
According to her!
Hmm, well, isn't that a pity.
Yeah, you're right there, hacking is.
But again, do you really wanna own up to the fact that it was actually you who was visiting AND chatting on all those pages?
It's dumb enough that you've even called me about it.
Look…
Yes, yes, I'm happy to take all your points, one by one, but I don't think you should poke the bear, to be honest.
Nope, that's still just threatening me.
You've 'got family' have you? Wow! Unfortunate for them I'd say.
Do they know about the kind of things you're into?
‘IT'S ALL LIES!’
Ha, ha, ha.
Not sure how to respond to that…
Come again?
No, I'm not taking it down! Fuck you.
I know a lot of it seems unbelievable. You should be pleased about that. But you and I know different, don't we?
Oh, and the sheep, but you're okay; don't think they read too many blogs.
Good grief… It's called humour! Were you dropped as a child or something?
Oh yeah, what have you got on me then?
Ha, ha... I don't give a shit; or couldn't you tell?
You know, you could just own a lot of this stuff…
Like being massive, degenerate shit pig—for example?
Most people would probably care a lot less than you think. They mainly come for the drama.
Yes they do.
Everyone has one or two weird kinks—granted they're not all as horrifying as yours, but…
Well then…
You shouldn't have acted like such a cunt then, should you?!
Some people don't, or can't, let that go.
Yes, I have more in my possession, and I'm willing to use it.
No.
Tough.
Huh, changing our tune now are we?
Er, no thanks, I'm not into that kind of thing.
You'd let me do what!?
Nope, even if I was, do you really think I'd do that with you!
Jesus...
Oh, you're not gonna cry, are you?
What a turn up for the twatting books this is!
Nope, I don't want your money.
This means way more than money.
Okay, back to being threatening again—good choice.
Dictatorial behaviour if I ever heard it.
Have you ever been to have your pathology examined, by any chance? Seen a shrink?
Good god… A PSYCHOLOGIST!
For fuck sake, what are you taking about?
Of course it's bloody justified!
Man alive, I know it's been a few years but you've got a short memory, haven't you?
No, hatred of your type IS a just response.
How can you be a massive, hateful, bullying twat and then espouse kindness cult mantras with the very next breath?
Hate crime?
What! Opposed to the ACTUAL crimes you've committed?
Give me a break.
Look, this conversation is getting surreal…
Yeah well, you raped my girlfriend.
And Mickey as well, so…
Yes you bloody did!
You're absolute scum. Pure and simple.
Oh it's 'proof' you're after now?
Yes, it was ages ago but that doesn't matter a shit you stupid little bastard!
How about the fact that I'm recording this conversation right now, hmm?
Yes, I thought you might be calling me back.
Bricking it yet?
You should be…
Nope, that's the statute of limitations, dumbass. We don't have that for criminal cases in the UK.
Try double-checking your searches—idiot.
Yeah, and what you did to me was criminal as well.
You should be in prison.
Grassing?
Oh, don't give me that street code bullshit; we're not 14 anymore.
I dunno. What would you do if you were me?
No, no, I was just thinking that I probably shouldn't delight so much in hearing someone grovel, but for you, it's working.
Yeah, there's a few others that know.
It's a small circle but I can always enlarge it. I've a much, much larger following on my other account, if you hadn't noticed.
You know, apart from the criminality, you could make a lot of this embarrassing attention go away. I told you this before.
Ha, yeah right…
It might mean having a tricky talk with the missus.
But you're not gonna do that, are you?
Bare knuckle fight?
So you're Ronnie Pickering now, yes?
Ha, ha!
Oh god… never mind.
Excuse me?
Right. That's it. I'm hanging up. You're boring me now.
Look, just fuck off and get cancer would, ya?
Remove yourself from the gene pool before you do anymore harm.
Oh, such a great comeback!
How on earth did you even manage to reproduce with that fucking tiny thing, anyway?
Oh, the sore spot! Damn!
That's what this is all about, isn't it?
Hahaa…
Nope. That's it.
No. Don't call me again.
Or I know fucking what?
You'll ‘kill me’, will ya?
I see.